Ahhh omg congrats! Smaller just means less to clean. So exciting!

I’m closing on a house. It’s a lot smaller than I had wanted, but am excited - and stressed - about it. Should know for sure on Friday. Eek!

RIGHT!?!?! Like sorry Brad, just because you didn’t slap him on the face doesn’t mean going ‘nose to nose’ with him while shitfaced makes what you did alright in ANY WAY. Fuck him for not coming clean and saying that wasn’t an appropriate way to behave to your child.

It’s not the mystery you seem to make it out to be. There’s very little you can do about whether your kids have an implicit bias in favor of one gender/group or another, but teaching kids about consent and white/male privilege are just regular things people who have remotely evolved/progressive sensibilities will…

So odd. Dude doesn’t even know how to help his own cause, let alone debate another candidate on his or hers.

“I do, and it wouldn’t have anything to do with my debate performance, either,” Johnson replied happily. “It would just be that people would recognize that there’s another choice.”

Saved to computer’s gifbrary.

This x1000. I so think this is such a big part of how Angie has reacted (and also probably Maddox in coming to her defence in the argument).

(And I mean that seriously. Also, this whole ordeal is so sad for the children: all of whom should be respected, cherished and loved.)

I think Jennifer is the true PR master. She manages to be the faultless nice one, even though she long-term dated garbage John Mayer, and is beasties with garbage Chelsea Handler.

you do not touch maddox

I am Team Somebody Help Them All Out.

Team Nobody.

Mary Berry should become the new Queen of England.

I think you may have missed the joke?

Before we got married my wife and I knew each other for more than 10 years. We got tattoos of each other’s initials on our finger. It’s been three years. Fingers crossed

Proving once again, that tattooing the other person’s name/symbolism of some sort will guarantee divorce (ask me how I know).

Was he at SUR? That’s all I wantto know!