No. That’s a Filet O’Fish. Not a “Fish Delight.”

Never ask questions unless you’re sure you want to hear the answers.

But Ivanka confirmed his health earlier today, so legit

“Back when I was not working on account of being a trophy wife, my pregnancy was really hard on me. I had to take several weeks off from not working so that I could concentrate on making sure the nanny took proper care of my baby. I would definitely classify it as one of the most difficult times of my life. Donald’s…

What worries me about Donald Trump isn’t his addiction to fast food. It’s that his favorite item on McDonald’s menu is the “Fish Delight.”

Dr. Oz, who told The Politico this morning that he will not be asking the candidate any “questions he doesn’t want to have answered.”

“Patient has small penis.”

“Trump’s interview this morning with Dr. Oz will just be a conversation about well-being, being active and positive thinking.”

If you can drink a cold glass of real milk without severe gastrointestinal distress, I salute you and support you carrying on. I acquired a taste for soy out of necessity.....a real milk latte (with the help of like 6 lactase supplements) is one of the true joys in life.

as a dairy-farming lady; i would like to invite you over to the land of diary goat milk. goaties are cuter and cleaner with milk that is easier to digest!

I love almonds, but that one-gallon-of-water-for-a-single-almond thing has relegated them to the land of treats for me.

also, lactose-intolerant here.

I also think almond milk can fuck right off. It tastes fine, but it provides a small fraction of the nutritional benefits of either dairy or soy milk, and in my opinion it’s a very wasteful way to use a very water-intensive crop. I was so pumped for it too since I’m lactose-intolerant but soy and I are still bff.

Yeah, but men never have to take “Junior” to the hospital. And that’s why women make terrible employees.

But “Junior” is a little man, and real men walk it off! Or rub some dirt on it!

I know. I mean why does my wife need more than 3 pairs of shoes? Sport, casual and dress suits me just fine.

Whether this asshole is a parent or not, he has clearly never parented.

Taking “Junior” to the hospital is a totally valid use of a sick day under basically every rule out there. What the fuck.

Plus it’s been shown that women simply don’t value money as much as men, why would they accept less pay otherwise? It’s called science.