STORY TIME! When I was in elementary school, the cafeteria would serve nachos on Friday but my parents would never let us eat it because....well I’m not really sure. Anyway. Every Friday all of my friends would be eating nachos with that gelatinous, neon orange (i.e. Trump-like) cheese and I would be so jealous. I…

Ah! What a very, very handsome kitty. I said that in my British accent, lol.

Thank you! As you can tell by that glare, he's more than a handful, like a deranged Labrador retriever in a cat’s body who just bites things instead of chewing them like labs do, but he’s my buddy.

Oh, you want to see the *handsome* kitty? That would be the other cat.

but here’s a dick in a box

goddamnit. Someone posted a photo of nachos so my mouth is watering and now you posted a photo of your handsome cat! So now I have the feels and am absurdly craving nachos. And still not giving a shit about Katrina Pierson!!!!!!!

I had been planning on saving this for SNS, but here’s a dick in a box for hijacking purposes.

Same here. We invested too much energy early on. Now we are burned out. I hope we will learn from our mistakes.

I feel that. I’ve also given up on today. I’m currently building a ‘make your own pizza’ online order that I will pull the trigger on right as I leave work so that I will be greeted by a large pepperoni situation shortly after I arrive at home. #blessed

I’m not dignifying this shit anymore, what is there left to do? It is clear we are divided and that the other side has no interest in disavowing their nominee. Therefore, I am hijacking this post. I ate a footlong and bag of chips two hours ago and I’m still hungry. I want nachos and hot dogs. Also, I’m not motivated…

Fun fact, she was arrested for shoplifting and was collecting unemployment benefits while working for the Ted Cruz senate campaign. Trump is only going to hire best people!

Blake Lively annoys the fuuuuuuuuuuuck out of me but I’ll give Ryan Reynolds a pass just because he has the funniest replies to people who tweet him dirty stuff on Twitter. One of my recent favorites:

I have the worst second hand embarrassment looking at this picture. I actually like both of them (though my fondness for Taylor is mostly due to her being a fellow crazy cat lady/SVU fanatic), but I hope to Christ they don’t get married because it is going to be the most cringeworthy, Pinteresty, drinks in Mason jars…

Mom of a 19 year old son who likes to flaunt his cigarette smoking as evidence that he’s an adult and can do whatever he wants. <heavy eyeroll followed by heavier sighing> It’s absolutely infuriating and disappointing, and one of the main reasons that we will probably never live under the same roof again. I couldn’t…

Tom blink twice if you need help!

My thoughts on the matter.

As someone from the area, a million thank yous for pointing out there is no place called “South Detroit.” I've been doing this for years but need others to help with the fight.

At what age can one take a midnight train? Does the destination matter?

I doubt the baby was born or will be raised in South Detroit (since that doesn’t exist), but I have I hopes Journey will someday take the midnight train. Going anywhere.

*rolling my eyes so hard*