And remember how the inside of your mask would have that weird plasticy mask smell? And how it would begin to get hot from your breathing and the sweat of walking around in a parka in 50 degree temps, hoping it wouldn’t snow or rain? So you couldn’t see or breathe and every adult wondered why we were so accident…

Upstate NY little kid too. Made me crazy when we had to put coats over the costumes! You had to do your best with makeup, jewelry, crowns, shoes, etc—but it was never right. And you felt like a flasher when some nice grandma would ask what you were and you whipped open your coat. Just not fun.

I LOVE it!

So they know who Gavin Rossdale is in the UK? They don’t say, “Who?” when they hear his name?

Thank you, Ms. Davies. When I read your Milania stories, a joyous feeling comes over me. Your take on the angel/devil in a child’s form makes me laugh. You have no idea how I look forward to these weekly tales.

Yes, aneurysm. Must not watch or will die an early death. My God...

Agreed. I never cared for her one way or the other until I saw that. Good instincts and good training!

I agree. I wanted her to turn around and fire that big beefy guy who supposedly was protecting her. I wanted the beefy guy to run after that jerk and pummel him to the ground. I’m not a violent person, but what that asshole did was not okay. He needs to learn it is far far far from okay.

And Jews too. As one idiot explained to me, “Israel is in the middle east too.” I tried to explain Jesus was Jewish in the middle east. But to him, all middle eastern people are suspect. The problem with insanity is it has no rationality. You can’t argue it away.

I agree. Been the UK or Australia lately? No thinner than us.

No one has ever known what goes on in that household. The people who work for them are legally and seem to be morally bound not to talk about them. Everything around these two has initially been a surprise, then the tabloids and my know it all sister say that they predicted it long ago. The tabloids have been…

I appreciate your doing this crawl so we don’t have to! That, and I’m a few thousand miles too far to do it myself. I loved: “well of trash wine had run dry”. I laughed out loud. Once, long ago, I would have done that myself. It’s funny after being married forever, having kids, and living in a dusty small town…

He is a breath of fresh air. So different from his dad who is a bad-tempered dork.

Yes. I honestly don’t believe, if elected, he’ll serve the full four years. He doesn’t have the interest to put up with all the crap and details it takes to do the job. You have to be power-hungry to the nth degree to want to be president, but it takes more than that to do the day to day. I’m betting somewhere in his…

Well, that is the way AC and Manhattan look from his gold-domed towers.

Great. Now physically and mentally scarred people can spend the rest of their lives trying to pay off something Cinemark could find in the theater cushions over a year. That, or be forced into bankruptcy which also costs money and will add to the mental scarring. I’m not stepping foot in a Cinemark theater. Which is a…

Well, if anyone knows about national treasure being taken, willy nilly, out of the country by foreigners, it’s the Brits.

The first R-rated movie I ever saw was Blazing Saddles. I laughed until I cried. And I fell in love with Gene Wilder. I was 16. He’s been mine ever since.

Thanks!

Yes! I was hoping she was working away on one of them. I’ve read the other ones twice. It’s time for fresh material!!