I thought, great I’ll get one for my niece’s birthday. I figured I’d get one online and send it to her. On amazon .com today, the price for the doll with the red hair is $99.98. I thought I’ll look at the other dolls and they’re all $99.98. For an 8 year old? My niece will get something else .

I was wondering if this is supposed to fill the “loss” of the Apprentice. Then I thought what if Tyra became his running mate? It’s a scary world we’re living in. It could happen.

Yes! In addition to lashes and mascara, I’m betting she has some major concealer and light foundation on her face as well. After swimming or running around on RHONY, she looks much more blotchy when she really doesn’t have makeup on. Which is fine—but don’t lie to us about it. We can see.

Yep. When Lu famously said, “Doesn’t he look like Johnny Depp?” then actually squealed. As did Sonja, but Sonja didn’t get in there fast enough, so she ‘saw’ him the next day.

I’m with you and the contingency on Alex and Simon returning. But no more Zarin. Over her. Let’s just feel lucky and happy that she’s gone, and move on.

It’s SkinnyGirl red!

Wait, I thought Sonja did the butt stuff with the pirate after Luann slept with him. Luann’s interesting tidbit on the pirate was that she cheated on French David Schwimmer. These ‘girls’ have been passing around men forever. Remember Harry? They don’t mind it. (And I just realized how terrible it is that I know and…

Don’t! If you haven’t heard it, count your blessing and move on. Once you’ve heard it you can never unhear it and it plays all day in your head.

Agggghhhhhh! Why? Why, BabyJane? Life was so sweet...

I have to say it’s been over 8 years since I left the Catholic church, but my husband and I went for the first 12 years of our marriage. We both were raised Catholic. We got married in the Catholic church and our kids were all baptized there. All the while, we believed in very little of what the church taught, and…

Worked for me! I just downloaded it. Of course, I’m very easily manipulated.

Thank you, Ellie, for that headline, then the photo, then the bit about two kids stacked on top of each other. I laughed out loud for a good minute. It has been way too long since I did that. Thank you.

Ah! Thank you for cromulent. I forgot all about it.

True. I’d take Keanu, hands down. But, you’re right. Tastes differ.

This makes me want to weep. I cannot believe this would happen. I was a stay at home mom for over a decade. I have been on countless field trips. Even the most sht for brains parent-chaperones I have known would never ever let this happen. Your job is to watch everything and protect every kid, just like they were one…

The amazing this is not that they were laid off, it’s that they were hired in the first place.

Yes. 20 minutes, that’s it. His kid could have helped the unconscious woman. He could have walked right past her. But no, he chose to rape her. And this time, he was caught. I’m betting there are other women too afraid, too uncertain about him raping them. And I’m betting he would continue to do his “20 minutes” if he…

Actors are so much more likeable when you know nothing about them.

I always try to look like the woman on the far left, but usually end up looking like the woman on the far right. Not bad, but nothing to write home about either. Sigh. (Why do I sound like Eeyore today?)

My Grandma swears she never met a Kevin in this country (she’s from Ireland), so she decided to name her son Kevin. Every other mother in the early 60s seemed to have the same idea. Decades later, my husband decided our second kid was to be called Connor. We took the family to LegoLand when he was three. As he was…