and--now----mr-knowitall
and--now----mr-knowitall
and--now----mr-knowitall

I bet he really merely has his ween stuck in a bottle and is passing it off as planking

Funny how it all boils down to a sex position - which makes it very sad when you have to do this waste of time by yourself:

As a parent, there is literally nothing more bullshit than the “you’re a parent, you know [INSERT HERE].” My blood pressure spikes the instant that those words are uttered/written.