Michael Rapaport is 48 looks 63 and acts 16. If you keep literally every aspect of him exactly the same there’s hotter men every place anywhere. 

“I freaked out a lot of Seattle residents wondering why there was a woman with a camera, binoculars, and some dead animals loitering in front of their house for long periods of time.” The police were called multiple times.

Murdered it.

I’ll be raven about that pun all day.

Now he has something to crow about.

Yup. Its amazing Gawkerites continue to defend the editorial shitbags that turned this situation into what it is. Jezebel talks about revenge porn, yet is happy to defend the publishing of a celebrity’s, who had fuck all to do with anything, sex tape because he’s what a man? Who is vaguely meh? The rage that would…

“You’ll never sit down and take what the patriarchy has to give you with this STAND UP DESK” (repeat 19 times in the next four days)

How do you defend that, there are pictures of his wives with black eyes.

Let me tell you brother, someday your lackadaisical attitude in re: bathroom cats will be your undoing...

How can Passion of the Christ have a sequel? Doesn’t the main character die in the first one?

Thanks to both jez and deadspin, esp, for staying on top of this coverage.

There are too many soulless assholes who feel that someone becomes a nonhuman with no rights once they’ve committed a crime. See also: pretty much any discussion of the treatment of prisoners.

But pregnant teens will be denied abortions, because LIFE. IS. SACRED.

She is brave for doing this because she will be attacked mercilessly online.

It feels more catty and bitchy than anything else. Trump deserves a much more biting satire. Baldwin is incredibly talented and funny and remained so for a long time, but he’s also a known asshole. His pokes at Trump fall a little flat because there’s just too much similarity in Trump and Baldwin’s vanities and egos.

i only had one job to do as a parent...keep her off the pole.