Hey, as soon as we have a World War, get back to me on that,

We live in an ugly and vindictive culture, but of all its “victims”, he is the absolute least sympathetic imaginable. Also, it’s entirely his fault.

Run Juror 59 for President

I hear Lars Mikkelsen is available!

JESUS CHRIST.

AncientShenanigan to be played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

I just got the call from Hulk. He says this ain’t gonna work for him unless the film is 95% just endlessly repeating footage of him bodyslamming Andre the Giant at WM3.

Well, you can cross ROH off that list, because I’m pretty sure the deal is that BC is exclusively under NJPW’s control with regard to booking. And to be honest, BC has been killing itself under its own weight for a long time. They haven’t really been a promotion-dominating force since AJ left.

what about the FLAMEWHALE

Here’s the real question, tho - what matches can they run that would make them different from any given ROH or PWG show?

I pray Kenny never comes back (he trained at DSW back when it was a developmental) and I suspect he won’t.

I actually bought a CM Punk hoodie on PWT and it’s really not bad! It’s kinda thin, but it’s very soft and is good when temperatures are middling.

“Mediaite has a longer version”

DEAR GOD I CAN’T TAKE IT

The round head! His floofy face! His cold, calculating gaze! It works on so many levels.

I mean, whaddaya expect from a company that feels compelled to gimmick the number of paying customers every single year for Mania?

Here’s yet another reason why Wrestlemania V was the shits

I’m still trying to get steamed hams added as a synonym for hamburgers.

Believe me, if it occurred to me to lie about this, I wouldn’t do it because it would just be too on-the-nose. It really did happen.

Sounds like the setup to a quirky romcom starring Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway!

He may break the Letterman “Uma-Oprah” Record for how many times someone has made the same joke in the same second