“I don’t recall your name coming up nearly as frequently before the Kinja changeover”

How about you do a free concert for the protesters, U2?

The wall was the friends we alienated along the way.

OH BUT THE SCHADENFREUDE IS SO DELICIOUS AND SO COLD

The sad part is when the ticket charges come through on your credit card expenses.

To be fair, this is exactly what they said about Trump.

Heh, like THAT makes any sense!

*Turtle walks by with “BIG WRITER” written on it in chalk*

What America needs now, more than anything, is the gentle, politically-centrist ribbing that only Comedy Central can provide.

Guys, I cannot stand this show.

Try and cover this “objectively”, I goddamn dare you.

Aim high, you daring mavericks, you New-World G. Gordon Liddys!

One of my most consistent memories of the old Barnes and Noble near my house was the massive, never-touched piles of books “written” by sub-Limbaugh right-wing assholes in the Bargain Books section. 50% off, 75% off, 90% off. It didn’t matter a goddamn. Those books were not moving.

Okay, bullshit. Michelle Rodriguez is a legit movie star who’s been in numerous good movies, and she’s a fine actress.

There’s a definite edge to Justin that makes me believe he could do it. He’s a good soft boy, but he is no pushover.

Man, Iron Maiden’s lyrics got lame.

I would pay an obscene amount of money to watch the McElroy brothers kick his ass.

Well, I absolutely despise Kjellberg (like fuck I’m using his stupid screen name), but I now think I may love this Sean Vanaman guy.

Yeah, I know it doesn’t look right. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

<b>THE AV CLUB</b>