here i dome again
on my own…

I genuinely wonder how much of this is even up to them.

I'm desperately needy and dependent on predictable routines, so…

>Malfunctioning Eddie is now a Post-Admiral.

Discogs is great for looking up bootleg albums that nobody has ever sold copies of, ever.

I still can't get my head around all that shit. it wasn't just that he was lying about who he was (I've run into that before, usually in the context of stolen valor), but he constructed a bizarre online galaxy of fake shit and fake people, the scale of which is practically unbelievable.
(THE AV CLUB)

Pointlessly Confrontational Job, Internet!

I'll let you be my butler in the New Kinja Order.

It's been the go-to style for any Disqus/commenting-related issues for a while now. Whoever runs this place either doesn't care enough or doesn't have the authority to make common-sense improvements, but they do care enough to snark about it.

Doctuar: Blu-Ray Redux

DON'T TALK THAT WAY GODDAMMIT
(Goodbye, Penny - I hope to see you again sometime!)

Let's all go out for some strawberry Soylent!

That's my temporal doppelganger. The AncientShenanigan you know actually fell into a mysterious closet in Nellcote in approximately 1972 and emerged in Seattle in about 2013 or so.

WAIT! WE GOTTA EAT ALL THE ICE CREAM FIRST!

*Kinja stands proudly at the rail*

I imagine it would taste like eating a fireplace.

You'll all get cushy jobs!

I'M BLIND! BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!

IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO REAL BASELINE FOR COMPETENCE IN WEB DESIGN OR SOMETHING

Hurm…If you don't like the AV Club, you can just go somewhere else…hurmhurm…