trashing a room during a fight with your SO is domestic violence.....

Clearly Vanessa is still in possession of his cursed portrait.

I swear Amber Heard must be some sort of succubus. For years it was “holy shit, Johnny Depp does not age... how does he look so great?” and then, out of nowhere, not any more. Not that there’s anything wrong with looking your age - it was just so sudden in his case. Like he looked thirty for twenty years and then aged…

*eyeroll* That Depp story has been circulating for years. One version has him selling out his former partner to some violent thugs they owed money to and it could have easily been Depp that went missing instead. (I don’t believe this, BTW. Dead men don’t repay loans.)

Stop facial-hair shaming! Some of us men can’t grow decent facial hair, oh...

I’ll leave this for your judgements...

i was going to say that this is a very unflattering photo of him, but i clicked the link and looked through the rest of the pictures and it just seems like an accurate photo.

I'll leave this here. Danish on left, Rum Diaries on right. Something has gone off with him and now she is beaming with $$

i hate “voracious reader,” it’s so damn lazy. everyone who wants to brag on how much they or someone they like reads says “voracious reader.”

I feel shallow as hell but... I just don’t understand this relationship.

When he first started, I was rapt about his “Indie-ish” work (not to mention his Sleepy Hollow ‘pretty’). Also, born in Kentucky then on to Hollywood won me. But the whole pirate gig, etc. NO.

Wow! This guy said he and his partner bonded over music. What a loooooooooser, am I right, Gawker!? He should stop being old and lame! At fifty some odd years of age he’s less attractive than he used to be? Unacceptable! It is fair to mock him mercilessly for this. Everyone knows it’s sexist to say your wife is…

“Yeah, I’m that shameless.”

Bloody hell, he looks like death warmed over. And I figure anyone who wants to get with Johnny will have done their homework. It’s no secret the dude is a wannabe so throwing out a Robert Johnson here and a WC Handy there isn’t all that difficult.