ancientseawitch
AncientSeaWitch
ancientseawitch

She enrages me the most. Kellyanne, while totally full of shit and willing to lie with abandon, almost seems to think this is a game and she’s just along for the ride. Sanders, on the other hand, has 100000% percent bought into the MAGA hat-wearing, white-victimization, get ahead by standing on someone else’s neck,

I also felt really angry...It’s like a rage that has stayed with me. I don’t think you lose that. Nope, you sure don’t. I’ve been living with it for so many years.

I think I speak for all of us when I say who the fuck is telling you to take your baby to a chiropractor? Because that person is not your friend.

Murder goes unsolved for 3o years.

“mickmouse” “you have nice face, I want to PUNCH, PUNCH.”

“Donald Jr. is a good-looking guy”

Congratulations! That means you’re still sane! THIS IS NOT NORMAL!, as we keep saying.

When representation of a group is absent or near absent, then any representation will be welcomed at first; even if it is stereotypes and #face-acting by another ethnicity. As time goes on and representation increases so the quality of that representation needs to improve too or appreciation will drop. The Simpsons is

I feel like this advice is pretty good for the problem of “my husband plays video games too much” and pretty awful for the writer’s actual problem, which is, “my husband doesn’t want to have sex with me.”

A lounge has squishy seats that are so low your knees come up to your chest. Also the drinks cost $5 extra to pay for the mixologist’s custom suspenders.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d

“Lee once again started moaning, and allegedly moved so her feet touched his genitals.”

This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.

Often I find myself craving candies or sweet coffee or ice cream - which is super unhealthy for me to keep eating especially while I am depressed and not getting off the couch as much

I thought Bernard’s last line was “I killed them. All of them.” At least, that’s what my closed captioning said. Was it different for others?

Also, it seems he was looking up his own health online, which claimed terminal corruption or something like that within 72 hours. The fluid he took from that host, which is the

Don’t offer a woman assistance because we’re the weaker sex in need of help, thinking it’s the chivalrous thing to do. Offer assistance because is the human thing to do.

I am utterly confused at the addition to the Queen’s birthday party - it’s such a weird choice. He’s not even famous apart from that “it wasn’t me” song. I would have thought she’d have gone with someone like Ed Sheeran or Tokio Myers.

I see your point, but at the same time, virtually every celebrity obituary (see: “R.I.P. Milos Forman, Oscar-winning director of Amadeus and One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest”) includes the name of their most famous work. That might be clickbait, but I think it’s more intended to give quick context — not necessarily to