Technically accurate, but chances of landing a well-paying engineering job is better if you majored in engineering than medieval history.

If you don’t want me to order water don’t be a Pepsi only restaurant!

Because ‘bigger name’ is a subjective standard, and subjectivity leaves a huge open door for biases and systemic prejudice to keep working. This is far from the most egregious example, but it is a piece of a very long pattern that keeps finding excuses to pay men more (including writing and casting them as leads more…

So Long, Astoria. Hello, San Quentin!

As the daughter of a toxic mother, this makes me sad for Selena. All the fame and adoration in the world doesn’t make up for having a bitch mother who doesn’t like you. It’s also what makes me give Ariel Winter a lot of leeway.

This is normal.

They’re registered at Bed, Bath and Way Beyond.

Since I’ve never seen nor heard of Roy Rodgers, I have to say I do think Arby’s is better. However, I always preferred Hardee’s roast beef to Arby’s.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

Sharon Stone is a gift we don’t deserve. That cozy sweater, on the other hand, is a gift I do deserve.

Not to mention overpopulation but here is my Ein to deflect from a serious conversation. Just oogle the cuteness. I’m le tired.

You would’ve been right to have them earn it themselves. This kid demanded which alot of kids do now and their parents just give them whatever they want. The dad spent an afternoon ignoring his kid and not even bonding over the experience. The kid spent the money with no appreciation or care and changed suits within…

You’re just saying that because the green one is the female M&M, male M&Ms matter too. /s

Counterpoint: All Starburst flavors are garbage.

I think this is the closest Trump gets to eating fruit and even then it’s just a bunch of crap put together to taste like fruit.

Missed a great opportunity to teach your kid about hard work, earning your rewards, and knowing that you can’t always get everything you want. I know this because I have no kids, that makes me an expert on this.

Gosh maybe when she flat out said she didn’t want to have sex that night. Does that count as a no in your book?

what the actual fuck is going on in this comment section? I am so confused by the support of sexual aggression and denial of sexual violence. I’m reading these responses you’re getting to my husband and we are just...so...confused. Zero empathy, just a whole lot of defensiveness.

or we could teach men and boys that pressure and coercion are not acceptable and enthusiastic consent must be the standard everyone lives by.