Did you know there’s a difference between listening and blindly obeying commands? Two dramatically different things, as it turns out.

Anyone who has worked at huge companies can tell you. Even the seemingly most basic, simple actions can take weeks to process. Even when things are urgent, the response time of big companies isn’t as fast as an individuals. There are so many proper procedures and channels and take down request submissions, canceling…

My office keeps 2 flat screen TVs running 24/7 which no one watches. Raising the heat though? Forget about it.

To Whom It May Concern:

On one hand: awesome. On the other hand: I’m a little too exhausted from the work of my own life to take on fixing people who call me a cunt, whether they’re in pain or not. Lots of people in pain don’t call me a cunt. I think I’ll work on helping them.

Totally the parents are allowing co-dependent behavior on both sides.

Uhhh it sounds to me like Catherine realized what a nightmare her family was and peaced the fuck out a long time ago. #TeamCatherine.

Sprinkles are for people who are connoisseurs of yellow dye #5, red #40, green #3, and blue #1.

Misogyny doesn’t start at rape or violent assault. The definition might strictly be “hatred of women” but that’s not effectively, in the context of life, what it means. I’ve seen people try to pull this shit before with other social change:

I wouldn’t put it that way... It’s more, “I like this whiskey and I want to see what other really good stuff tastes like. But oh, it’s expensive. Maybe someone can help guide me so I don’t waste my hard-earned money?”

Wow, thanks for the tip! I was really hoping to never try anything new the rest of my life!

Here’s the problem - the movie can’t have it both ways. The Force can’t be both genetic and random, it has to be one or the other. If the Force can choose random peasants, then how do you account for three or four Skywalkers all having it? If it is genetic, then Rey can’t be “nobody,” and neither can the kid at the…

The worst but so accurate. I have met SO MANY MEN like him. Charming and funny until they are proven wrong about something. And usually only after they try SO HARD to be right.

The thing is, you go to a place a few times and try a few things and this is good, this is good, and that is spectacularly good. From then on, you’re going to order that. As a free bonus, they see you coming in and they put that on the grill so you get lunch extra-quick.

Paris’ ring is tacky af

When I think of how abusive my high school boyfriends were, I am so glad that I am too old to have grown up with the internet.

Of course it’s a game of Monopoly that destroys their existence. Just as the Good Lord and Parker Brothers intended.

If they paint themselves to look black? Yeah. I know it doesn't seem fair, but neither is the systematic oppression of an entire race of people for hundreds of years. Unfortunately that's the world we live in, and the historical context at play here.

I think in the case of Mad Moxxi, it’s not ‘white face’ because even as a caucasian character, she still paints her face completely white. The cosplayer is not ‘coloring’ a part of her face in order to resemble a race that she is not:

Yes, it is inappropriate to do blackface/whiteface/yellowface/etc. And no, clown makeup isn’t whiteface, because all (traditional) clowns wear white greasepaint, regardless of the color of skin underneath.