This is probably heresy, but I'm going to throw it out there:

Hollywood is a system of massive egos.

Ayn Rand is hilarious.

One does not merely 'just' re-watch Antichrist.

I wish someone would make me a sammich. I don't care what gender they are.

If you want. Since it's not real, it can be anything. Imagination! It's not just for a bunch of pricks sitting around Hollywood, being paid tons of money making up shit that doesn't even get made half the time. We've all got it inside us.

Neat. I really need to watch that show. I've heard good things.

My idea for the ideal future of Ghostbusters: TV.

I hope that this one has nothing to do with the first two Purge movies, instead focusing on Halloween masks that turn your head into a mass of creepy crawlers.

You're telling me that something religious is fictional? Get the f out!

Odds are, Steve Martin will make one of those 'Lifetime Achievement? Doesn't that mean my life is over?' type jokes. And if he makes it funny, he'll deserve the award.

A Pet Sematary sequel? Rock!

If The Rapture ever does occur, the first thing I'm going to do is check to see if old Pastor Vernon Billings is still around. I'd like to hear what he has to say about things then.

How we've gotten this far as a culture without naming a Mortal Kombat game MK: Ultra is beyond me.

This would have been a good time to employ the old 'because of course it will be' in the headline. As in, 'That Rush Hour TV series will be on CBS, because of course it will be.'

'[C]omic book creator Stan Lee' kind of makes it sound like Stan Lee invented not just comic book characters, but also the very form of comic books. For which I'm certain he'd take credit if given the opportunity.

Does this mean he won't be playing Richard Jewell in that movie that he's producing with Jonah Hill? All that weight he's been gaining will have been for nothing!

Yeah, we got a Reagan airport.

Kevin Costner is 9' tall and ripped as shit, hair all flowing back like a falcon's tail…You could never be him!

I wonder what Skeleton Hugh Laurie thinks about this.