ancientofdays
AncientOfDays
ancientofdays

Rumor has it that after pwning his sons, the father told them he previously had and would continue to have sexual relations with their mother.

In other news, Ford still content to not take your money for a new Ranger.

"I've sold gas vapor tanks to Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook, and by golly it put them on the map!"

GO HOME TORCH YOU ARE DRUNK

Billy-Ray Cyrus disagrees

The pretention of these ads is so thick and viscous, I think Infiniti probably actually uses it as differential oil on their 4WD models.

You could say he was extra focused.

"Earlier today I had to swerve to avoid an idiot in a Jeep who decided to try out the middle of a 2-lane, oncoming-traffic road, and I almost ended up making a second bathroom for the RV."

How was Air Conditioning not even on the list? I don't even...

Go on...

Of course he has nefarious intentions. After all, he is a notorious international criminal mastermind:

Artist's sketch of the suspects:

based on his mindset...