ancientofdays
AncientOfDays
ancientofdays

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Its Arizona. Which is weird. Almost everything is legal here.

Orange you glad I didn't yet ban Tesla!
-Ohio

Why not just stretch this out and up armor it?

Next: Veyron "Monet" Edition

Next up is a Van Gogh edition with only one wing mirror.

Oh my god...

Russians hate this one weird trick!

The big one is the number of clicks it takes to read any conversation.

Just keep that ?tiger=off ability around, and we won't have a problem.

See, when you buy a hooptie racecar, you need a place to work on it. When teammates get involved, you have to share your work space. When you're on your last nerve with a bolt that won't come loose, you feel like stabbing things. When you stab your teammates, you end up in jail with "Big Bertha" as a cellmate and the

You baked the Danish for too long!

I second that!!!

I was just watching this scene yesterday. So classic.

Eeeeeexcellent. Our plan to fatten up the populace is working.

I think even Snoop Dogg would have a tough time finishing that joint.