Smashing a Porsche? I think it's time to put the hurt on the Ukraine...

"That name again, is Mr. Plow."

I could support this.

"Factory employees Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong roll a fatty blunt and test just how "high" this airplane can get."

Maybe it's just been a long week, but the humor of "67 oz. Blorch Gulp" does not diminish, no matter how many times I read it.

I think of this movie every time someone mentions electric cars. "If only", indeed.

So... probably a bottle of vodka?

Yeah, I'd probably pull over to calm down too.

You never go full couche-tard.

In that case, we're looking at approximately 755 V6 Mustangs.

For the sake of being thorough, there should probably be separate figures both with and without the track package. So, this kind of makes me want to look it up now.

An interesting take on the Super Bowl ad for the Maserati Ghibli, but not one I necessarily agree with. I'm not convinced any of those strategies would have gotten as much hype as a well-executed Super Bowl ad, especially homepage ads on AOL or Yahoo. Who cares?

Stay away from this one, dudes. She's got the crazy eyes.

"Wingman", a.k.a. "Trouser Snakes on a Plane".

Just to cut the tension, you absolutely can use the AMG C63 as your baby/toddler/kid hauling vehicle. It's not particularly great in this role, but it's surprisingly not that bad, either, and you'll find that a judicious sacrifice on the Altar of Convenience will make the gods in the Pantheon of Driving on the cloudy…

Came here to post this. What could be more awseome than a supersonic flying wing Tardis? Nothing, that's what.

It's a lot like that. The V6 Mustang, or v6m, is an Imperial unit of measure, while the vw, being from continental Europe, is metric.

Eight-Wheeled Cadillac Eldorado with Hot Tub, Barbecue Up For Action

I'm glad somebody went there. If not, I was about to do so.

I know I'm not. Just like every good Jalop should, I change my oil every five years, I keep my transmission case free of any fluid and I only patch my tires with the highest-grade masking tape you can get at CVS. Stuff you're supposed to do.