I know I'm not. Just like every good Jalop should, I change my oil every five years, I keep my transmission case free of any fluid and I only patch my tires with the highest-grade masking tape you can get at CVS. Stuff you're supposed to do.

Just read the Wikipedia article on this lady. My head is spinning from so much WTF.

That's what I thought too. It looks like a hybrid with a 3-banger.

Yeah, although if not for the video, they could be forgiven for thinking they were unrelated. A fire is not very subtle, but it's not very specific either. If they came back and parked there again, I'd probably go with something like this:

Toyota Corolla S!

Seriously. The idiocy of that parking job is far exceeded by the idiocy of burning the car.

The guy with his hands on his hat must have an American cousin:

A flick of opposite lock, and across the (lane) line!

No details like performance or renderings to give us an idea of what it would look like were released, but the company said it was working on that. Can't wait to see how this will turn out.

I've seen my share in Phoenix. That and low-riders.

Also known as the "Yabba Dabba Donk" technique.

Alien poetry.

You gotta at least hand it to the guy for staying meatless since 1991.

Well played.

This is actually Mater from Cars 7: After the Apocalypse.

"One of the regrets I have about my public life is that I can't drive anymore," she said, noting the last time she drove a car was 1996. "I remember it very well. Unfortunately, so does the Secret Service, which is why I haven't driven since then."