If a joke that missed its mark is the worst thing you do online this week, you’re a good person.

Otherwise you’ll end up with a handful of bug guts and blood and you’ll have to go wash your hands.

Fuck off. I have a good friend whose son was killed at Virginia Tech and he and his wife have worked their asses off trying to get some form of sanity in American gun policy. They have not tried to “politicize” this, they’ve tried to fix what is so clearly broken. If they didn’t start doing it the day after it’s…

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2017/oct/02/america-mass-shootings-gun-violence

At 1516 mass shooting in 1735 days, there is literally a constant flow of warm bodies jerkwad.

When a car kills 60 people and injures 500 more I’ll be all over it. You idiot.

Tell that to the rest of the world where shit like this doesn’t happen at the rate it does here. Does no one want to commit acts of terror in the rest of the world? Only in the US?

Someone beat me to it already but it is tough to shame someone who has no shame. After turning on the TV this morning and immediately trying to figure out if anyone we knew was in Las Vegas, my wife and I talked about the fact that nothing will change. Sometime this week, and it may have already happened, someone will…

The only thing I could argue is that there is accelerated wear on the clutch when engine braking during rev matched shifts when the engine blips aren’t performed correctly. I just say this because, well the brakes are on the outside of the car compared to the clutch which is tough to change often. While…

The picture on the phone has the phone in the picture on the phone.

when i hear my own voice in a recording

“And so castles made of sand return to sea eventually”

If he’s pro-gun, why wasn’t he able to stop the shooter?

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

I predict there will be 3-5 million stars cast for this comment illegally.

But the EMALS!

His friend’s sister, who is a total slut by the way, is paid in Paraguayan guarani.

Try bending your arms, they look a little stiff in this photo.

She is paid in chickens. She makes 95 chickens an hour.

Does your friend’s sister-in-law make $95/hr or is she unemployed. The confusion is driving me crazy.

Best guess is it’s a shot at countering the election’s description of “locker room talk”.