That’s no moon!

A presidential candidate just suggested that the American public should watch a sex tape.

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Let’s just get the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog out of the way. Moving on....

Well you guys gotta link it for everyone else:

It works best when you also think of the voice Homer uses.

“Hello my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me”

Mr Burns, eh?

For fucks sake can we at least get mad about things we know instead of things we are guessing about? Every movie, every casting call and every set picture doesn’t need to be stripped down and searched for outrage. There’s plenty of real shit to get upset about. Lets stop inventing other reasons sans evidence.

Something tells me you’ll be unhappy with whatever the final result is.

“This movie is nothing but endless questions.”

Exactly why I wish they had chosen any other name...

This isn’t blackface, though. Blackface is about using black makeup to portray a rather negative image of colored people. Maui’s costume is about letting kid’s look like a freaking shapeshifting demi-god that happens to include awesome skin tattoos.

Or: Disney gives into people seeing a problem where it does not exist and stops selling a perfectly fine costume that any child of any race should be able to wear.

I’m not complaining about those shorts.