They have to change the Dyson Sphere name to something else... all it reminds me is of these:

Oh sure it’s awesome, until somebody lets the Flood out.

This is the internet and I can’t tell if you’re being rhetorical or genuinely asking, but I came to comment specifically to say that even fresh food (gourmet or whatever) would come out looking gross and that the use of McDonald’s food in this context just seems like the thing to do because it’s an easy target having…

It’s a high-protein feed for farm animals, insulation for low income housing, a powerful explosive, and a top-notch engine coolant.

Is the experience better if the food was from a 5-star restaurant?

It’s like watching the end report after playing Civilization.

The robot was quoted as screaming :

The people from Fuck You Industries would like to have word with you about copyright.

Quantify this!

You are mistaken, at Gawker, it is ALWAYS time to post proofread-less articles.

Gawd, that took too long for someone to post. :P

The Force.

Darn good as the Trickster too.

We’re whalers on the moon

Why yes, we do need a "food manager" on the Martian pioneering expedition, and I understand your family has a long history in the industry, but what really drives you for this job, Mr Donner.

Technicians Wanted is a killer poster. Start posting at colleges & universities now. We’ll have enough qualified people to go this time next year...

If me and the family go there on holiday its bound to rain, then there will be plenty of liquid water on the surface!