I've been stuck in a job I hated twice. Both times, I couldn't move because my ex was out of work, and I couldn't take the risk of moving somewhere where the job might not have been as stable. I was utterly miserable. It was the kind of misery that would wake me up in the middle of the night, filled with the urge to…

This very much works both ways.

Haha I love that bit. Especially the part about how he congratulates himself just for thinking of doing something nice for a soldier

Thank you for not saying "Assholes recline their seats". Because that doesnt make you an asshole. If the person behind you taps you on the shoulder and says "Hey, can you not recline your seat so far" and you dont move it back up to the halfway point, then you're an asshole.

I mean, I hate flying too, but I still do it without being an asshole when I need to get somewhere fast. I'm definitely of the Louie C.K. school of thought when it comes to air travel.

Who the fuck would want to sit on those faces at the beach? Pukeatronic.

*passenger will be frozen and stacked in storage bin with other frozen passengers to be defrosted at destination. Survival of defrosting not guaranteed.

Ah, I see now. It is pictured at the top of this article. Thanks for explaining that, but I wish you hadn't been so condescending in your reply to me.

Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

I'm pretty sure that's a really, really semantic point to make. Not that it's not accurate — as someone else pointed out, wax paper would melt — but still WAY beside the point. Also like six other people made this same point, so maybe check the damn comments first.

I worked at a dinner theatre where we saw all kinds of weirdos. We had comment cards on each table and always followed up on any negative comments. We were serving a cedar planked salmon, and received the feedback "the bread under the salmon was too hard." There was a quick sort through the cedar planks, and sure…

Oh come on, don't act like bread soaked in bacon grease wouldn't be amazing (in moderation).

Fish in pastry would be 'en croute' not 'en papillote'. What a moron!

KICK IN JUNK. Problem solved.

I only knew from Family Guy! (Different generations.) Otherwise, Elaine is my spirit animal ("sponge worthy")

A bath is disgusting. I would rather shower in clean water.

What will the next generation do without Seinfeld teaching them the ways of men's penises?

Boners can easily happen without sexual arousal, or even thinking about anything related to sex, or even in profoundly unsexy situations.

Also, men do not space between urinals because of homophobia (waaaay too many women believe this), they do it because standing next to another guy at the urinal is awkward. Imagine,…

something apparently men AND women* don't know about women : women don't pee out of their vaginas! THERES A SEPERATE TEENY TINY HOLE THAT OU PEE OUT OF AND IT IS NT IN YOUR VAGINA

When my daughter was 2, she had a toy turtle sprinkler that broke within the first 10 seconds of using it (no spraying water, just gushing from the bottom). I did nearly the same thing, building this soda bottle sprinkler. I tossed it in the yard, turned it on, and immediately thought "Wow: you're too cheap to run to…