My kids

I've been stuck in a job I hated twice. Both times, I couldn't move because my ex was out of work, and I couldn't take the risk of moving somewhere where the job might not have been as stable. I was utterly miserable. It was the kind of misery that would wake me up in the middle of the night, filled with the urge to…

This very much works both ways.

Yes! Thank you! Even when the interwebs fail me - the tribe comes through!

Kill. It. With. Fire.

There ya go :)

Yay! A reason to watch a new Simpsons episode again!

Heh heh heh.

What is causing this shocking death toll?

Dammit. Nine minutes late. Stupid job.

Haha I love that bit. Especially the part about how he congratulates himself just for thinking of doing something nice for a soldier

Thank you for not saying "Assholes recline their seats". Because that doesnt make you an asshole. If the person behind you taps you on the shoulder and says "Hey, can you not recline your seat so far" and you dont move it back up to the halfway point, then you're an asshole.

I mean, I hate flying too, but I still do it without being an asshole when I need to get somewhere fast. I'm definitely of the Louie C.K. school of thought when it comes to air travel.

Or just use LinkedIn for professional and Facebook for personal.

Well, this is akward. Not much being posted publically at: https://www.facebook.com/davidnield

I prefer to keep my professional and private lives entirely separate. I have no problem explaining that to an employer that inquires as to the blank status of my Facebook page. If preferring to keep work and play separate is a dealbreaker, that's not the kind of employer I want to work for.

Who the fuck would want to sit on those faces at the beach? Pukeatronic.

*passenger will be frozen and stacked in storage bin with other frozen passengers to be defrosted at destination. Survival of defrosting not guaranteed.