Why does this scream "The Spice Must Flow!" to me? That's a carryall, man!

I very nearly made that gif myself, but it actually wasn't framed in a way that made it much fun to gif. So instead, I looked for the most heroic promo photo they had and slapped "balls." on it. Because my art skills are pretty much the same as a middle schooler's.

I freakin' love this show. I don't care what anyone says. I will take this amusing dialogue and mindless action any day. I knew from the moment I saw the pilot back at WonderCon this show was for me.

It was like "Cribs", except they had a real man-cave to "squat" in.

Between beer twelve and beer number beerteen.

They just wanted to be a cool as these guys, but they didn't have any RPGs.

DOCTOR: Ma'm, I'm afraid I have to diagnose your husband with pica, a disorder that causes him to have an appetite for non-nutritive substances.

They don't create a plot hole so much as they ruin the plot going forward by rendering starships moot.

Ditto the cure for death.

I bid 60,000 QUATLOOS that Douglas is correct.

I hope they don't mess it up but will not be surprised if they do. If they do reboot the Mugatu then I won't be upset if it is Mugatu from Zoolander rather than the unintentionally laughable one from TOS.

Lies.

Very thorough! And Nielsen could have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids...

Holy crap, I assumed The Simpsons would be easily the top show here. I had no idea that there have been over 800 episodes of Pokemon...

Oh my gosh, I was wrong
It was Earth all along
You finally made a monkey
(Yes we finally made a monkey)
You finally made a monkey
Out of me!

I guess that sort of solves the mystery of what happened to the Neanderthals.

Plus it's greatest musical number.

I weep for a world where Barrowman is the redeeming quality of /anything/.

Hate watch?

I thought Dexter was pretty great. What was especially great about Dexter is how the last season didn't actually happen, was never filmed, and I never watched it. Because I'll bet if it had been, it would have been truly terrible.

My wife started watching this, and every time I walked in or turned over from my computer, it looked like absolute crap. She would repeatedly tell me how bad it was, and that she just had to stick it through. To this day she finds no redeeming qualities in this show, and regrets having watched the entire thing, but…