Given your last four movies, I am assuming you're chained to a sink a dirty cellar where you've been held against your will. Blink twice if you need me to call the police.

This would have fulfilled both requirements.

Worry not: Geraldo Rivera is taking charge of this one.

Let's hope this goes better than the Jimmy Hoffa under Giants Stadium searches.

Thanks for the article. As an IT specialist I keep telling my friends that they can go with only tablet device for the most of the things.

"Cost: an iPad is much cheaper than a l̶a̶p̶t̶o̶p̶. MacBook." Fixed it for you.

Did you ever set up a VM and allow them to "fix" it. I did once. Kinda funny.

Clever use indeed.

I feel like this has a lot of potential for those of us planning to fake our death.

That's the joke. The entire "controversy" has completely bypassed the issue Colbert and his writers were ridiculing in the first place: How in 2014, a team can still be called the Redskins. It's satirizing how we're so numb to the fact that Redskins is a long-defined racial slur but gooks and other words instantly set…

I have had several dogs that got on the counters as well. It's not limited to cats.

I am humbled by Mark for writing this article about my "alien look." Thank you. I started doing this a few months ago, I'm self taught and it is just a fun way of entertaining myself and the people around me. To the people who do not enjoy it; sorry about that. To the people who do; thank you for the kind words & if…

As owners of both, let me be the first to say:

Fair enough. Between work stuff and personal stuff, I have a few hundred passwords, though. There's no way I could remember all of those, even if I thought it was worth the time to commit them to memory. That's why I use a password manager in the first place. Having one that I can sync between my laptop, tablet,…

Grapes. Apparently they can burst into flame and turn into a glowing ball of plasma gas

Why no Venus probe? Is it because it became autonomous and tried to kill Steve Austin?

I don't think it would work great, if you notice in the video when he puts the strainer/egg in the water it starts to cook the white into the strainer. if you left it in there for the entire cooking time I think you'd end up with an egg poached onto the strainer

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