All those light sabers look very festive, in keeping with the season.

As an Argentinian, I second your “fuck right off” and add “and the horse you rode in on”

I am deeply offended that you find my offendedness offensive

I find Family Circus offensive 

That was the first thing that popped into my mind! I even said to my wife: “I think her outfit is inspired by Mork”

For some reason, Angry Dave has stayed with me all these years.

Civ 3 for me, a warrior unit destroyed my carrier

Makes me wonder, could they take out an aircraft carrier?

The ultimate species fail-safe. These guys will just carry on.

Oh trust me, I am fully aware that as a species, we’re barely above the poop-flinging stage

It blows me away that we live in an age where we have people living in space, and people living in the stone age, at the same time.

What?? How have I gone my whole life without knowing about the Wilhelm Scream?!?

2 minutes before:

Starred for “Halores”!

Ha! Not in Canada! Our mobile data plans are among the most expensive on the planet. Doing this here would bankrupt me.

The “Marge Simpson” crew gave me a good laugh!

And yet, here we are

This! One of my favorite movie moments!

Holy crap. Keep this poor guy in mind when you think you’re having a bad day.

But Rick’s Beard will carry on, right?