As an Argentinian, I second your “fuck right off” and add “and the horse you rode in on”

Ha! Not in Canada! Our mobile data plans are among the most expensive on the planet. Doing this here would bankrupt me.

And yet, here we are

This! One of my favorite movie moments!

Wow, if you randomly skip around in the video, jumping back and forth, his speech pattern makes as much sense as if you play it linearly!

Sustainably sourced!

“Fish, and plankton. And sea greens, and protein from the sea.” Seems perfectly reasonable. 

They should’ve gone really old school: Astro Boy Sanchez

This!! I second this!!

... a quick lobotomy takes care of that!

After season 3, I was just hate watching season 4, which surprised me by probably being the best season of the run. Not a stellar show, but good enough, I guess... (now that’s a ringing endorsement!)

Wow... that’s a lotta chicken!

Ewww... this makes me glad my tonsils and I parted ways 43 years ago

Well, Donald Trump just got elected president.... stay in 2010!!

God, I hate morning people...

A lot of people are saying there are no sources. A lot of people. That’s what they’re saying.

That’s terrible. Please turn in your Internet license...

It stands to reason the 4 and 5 star hotels are dirtier. The people staying in them are, after all, filthy rich!

Don’t know about the no-starch bit, but I’ve used freeze-dried hiker’s meals in hotels before. Sit back with your beef stroganoff and watch bad tv re-runs....mmmmmm