Here, I fixed that first gif for you.

He truly values all his employees.

But he's so likeable! And always ready with an easy laugh...

Hmmmm.... I would watch this.

I shall refrain from stepping in front of buses, and hope for the best. You have given me hope even as my half-century mark peeks over the horizon.

So this new Trek movie will be about Star Trek? About time.

Actually, I've read about the Alcubierre drive before. I despair that we won't find the unobtainium in my lifetime, though. Sigh. An old SF space opera fan can dream, can't he?

Hmmm... I would watch a movie called The Crystal Hulk.

It's pulling ahead now. Phew.

But I can't fit in a matchbox car! Unless you have a Debigulator handy.

A flux capacitor, that's exactly what a ship approaching C needs!!

What if we used a Smart Car? That's pretty small! (I am having trouble letting go of my idea)

Don't you be usin' all your "logic" to ruin my perfectly good idea!

Unless... that is a lot of energy being released. What if it could be harnessed to power the ship? The faster you go, the more power you get! Problem solved*

And most of the time it's likely a waste!

Thank you, this will save many arguments in my house: me in the "it's probably ok" and my wife in the "it's past the date" camps!

You beat me to it!

What I want to know is, have the giant cell phones signed on to return as well??

So there's a universe where my fantastic air guitar skills in the 80s made me fabulously rich? I'm cool with that.

Totally agree, especially on #1. My wife and I keep saying, if he'd just tell Deanna that "they had us kneeling in front of a trough, and were about to knock us out with a bat and slice our throats so they could process our carcasses and bbq our ribs", and "we had a nice little community in a prison and they came at…