I know, right?? "hey, so when you order a burger, do you like one patty or two? Why do I ask? Well...."

I am totally stealing that line!

Just pretend to sneeze right on their feet! make it a good wet one too.

I know right?! Especially when boarding, I like to point out that we'll all leave the ground at the same time.

I think I'll buy a Crunchy for my wife on the way home.

My wife and I were dating when that episode aired, and her reaction was the same as Elaine's "It shrinks??"

As I scrolled down, all I saw were the words "I just came here" and Michael Jackson's face. The bottom words were cut off.... "ewwwwww" was my thought.

um... what's with the little Illuminati symbol on the top right corner of the video?

"I don't know, you'd have to be pretty desperate to make it with a robot."

WD-40 would have been a better choice for propellant, but I'll give the guy 10 points for style.

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Well then your buddy's mom should be able to pay back what she stole!

and the woman who looks like she's never in her entire life seen this "pepper you speak of"

Where is he looking exactly? With that "oh....my....god...." expression?

I totally hear you because I do the same thing to myself. They are so cute and trusting and vulnerable at that age. All you want to do is protect and shelter them. Yet I read these types of stories and my mind recoils. How!? Who could hurt a kid like that?? My kids are young teens now, and you don't stop worrying…

From past stories like this, this type of death is about the worst you can inflict on a child. It's slow and horrific. The poor kid would never look "peaceful." It's a death I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. This is going to give me nightmares.

Florida should really do something about that guy.

Good, I was hoping someone had posted this!

And that includes all human histories across all alternate Earths in all the Multiverse.