Am I the only one who read the headline and thought "stake through the heart?"

I'm sure the drugs helped.

Just pretend to sneeze right on their feet! make it a good wet one too.

Yeah, it's always hard to unhook those things.

kinja and my tablet don't mix !

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black widows and lemmings should launch a class action lawsuit against the media for defamation.

Oh man! Now I totally want to watch Cyborg 2087!! If for no other reason then the cool echo-effect used when the announcer speaks the title.

Thank you. That was my thought exactly.

...and since humans have no forehead prosthetics, my friends and I always thought that aliens should refer to us as "smoothies"

It's probably for the same reason that alien worlds in sci-fi are often portrayed as a single type of climate or topography. Eg: you have jungle worlds, forest worlds, ice worlds, desert worlds, etc. In reality, I think each alien civilization is likely to have multiple languages, just as their worlds are likely to…

So would this qualify as medium armor in D&D?

"Ha! They can only kills us 10 times, not 100! The fools! Now is our chance!!"

I was in high school when this was on, but my little cousin looooved this show, so I did watch it on occasion. This article just validates my young-self's "this is so stupid" assessment.

You got it!

I believe it was "He's like some kind of non-giving up... school guy"

Will Krinkles have a cameo?

This family has stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Clown School!

I know right?! Especially when boarding, I like to point out that we'll all leave the ground at the same time.

"It's fascinating how that scumbag earns his bread and butter by cleaning the nunnery. They pay him in tokens, which they place in his hat in earnest. At least it's something to occupy his time. Otherwise he'd be sitting on his feet, yelling "berk! berk!" at passerby."