My dad used to be a driver for UPS, which means that there are now just two degrees of separation between me and Taylor Swift.

For what it’s worth, the tactic of buying a shitload of copies of a book to get it onto the New York Times Best Seller List is also used by the Scientologists to promote Dianetics. The Church of Scientology instructs its members to buy multiple copies of the book for the sole purpose of keeping it on the bestseller…

The American version of Light being a Ferris Bueller type, a popular, laid-back, Really Cool Guy who’s easily tempted into murder, would be a great translation of that. Alternatively, you could make him a popular athlete to get a similar vibe, but then you’d have to avoid the “jerk jock” stereotype found in teen…

She's announcing her 2024 Presidential campaign.

Selena Gomez: a woman who looks like jailbait, but is actually 25. No wonder Woody Allen cast her in a movie.

Making a joke about Martin Shkreli being subjected to prison rape is wrong.

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.

I was literally just about to post that. An article about R. Kelly, a man who created a very real pee tape, holding women against their will in Trump Tower? At the very least, this is just begging to be memed.

Every time somebody says that the '60s were a golden age for popular music, I'm just gonna post a link to "Sugar, Sugar" by The Archies and inform them that that was the #1 hit of 1969.
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Whew. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed how messed-up that ending was. It's a shame, because the movie was quite good until then; sure, it had its plot holes, but Maria Bello was phenomenal, it was great at building and establishing atmosphere, and I liked where it seemed to be going with its mental illness…