Well, now that it affects men...

He died doing what I love:

This is the quintessential GG response. Well done for inadvertently demonstrating my warning. Now scurry away, little one.

It never ceases to amaze me how people can try to “stand up to something” and “prove them wrong” by acting in the exact way they are being accused of. “Women are claiming we harass them, I’ll show them through, oh I know, a campaign of harassment. That’ll prove my point, I’m a freakin genius!”

My mum’s from Wiltshire and now I’m picturing her sour-faced cousin sitting in the corner judging the proceedings in that way that she judges all of the things.

“On the way out, Ober, who *called the mix-up “flattering,”* passed the real stripper cop.”

Totally illustrates the difference between cultures.

Just think what sad, tragic headlines would likely have resulted in amurrrikuh, for the perceived “disrespect” (especially if a “tea-partier”).

Pictured: Officer Ober

who called the mix-up “flattering,”

Analog dick pics! OMG

You know, it's really hard just being a shark without all these unrealistic expectations weighing down on me because of how sharks are portrayed in the media. Sometimes I can't deal. Hence, why I ate this dick who couldn't watch where he was swimming.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

“Assault” is the correct term for hitting someone with a fucking hockey stick.

spanked their 14-year-old daughter with a hockey stick and a jump rope

Pity not the balls for they toll not for thee.

Y’know, I’m a fan of the book. It’s a really fascinating read, beautifully written about the mind of a disgusting pedophile. Nabokov pulls no punches about him, and he’s clearly an unreliable narrator, unsympathetic character, and terrible person, while Dolores is a complete victim. But this Lolita subculture thing?…

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim”

There was an interesting article on 538 recently about the psychological differences of being uninformed vs misinformed. Uninformed people respond to facts by learning. Misinformed people react to facts by backing themselves into a defensive posture and screaming about liars rather than deal with the emotional aspects…

“Islam is not a religion. It’s a violent blood cult, okay?” said 68-year-old veteran Hoyt Wood. “All they know is violence, that’s all they know.”

And for most of existence, women haven’t had the privilege of not showing up. No matter how sick or busy, they couldn’t stop mothering. Women have been working around the clock, rain or snow or plague or shine, for millenia.

Honestly, I think it’s because as a female you are worried you’ll be judged if you don’t show up. Dudes just take for granted that they can stay home when they are sick, their kid is sick, or it’s dangerous to travel.