for some reason this reminds me of that part in Harry Potter when all the spiders leave Hogwarts and swarm into the woods so what I’m saying is these people probably have a massive iSpider in their basement and should probably contact Steve Jobs for help via seance.

This is like, European monarchs level of family dating fuckery.

....and will probably think Holden Caulfield is a whiny little a**hole, just like I did....

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

And Emma Thompson:

from Emma Watson, i am about to cry again.

So much Harry Potter and Die Hard. This movie, this scene and this voice gets me every time.

It seems extreme that simply recalling the first name — while otherwise using the feminine pronoun throughout, and never calling today’s Caitlyn Bruce instead — would be “transphobic.” It’s getting to egg-shelly around here.

Bo handles the peeing on priceless historical artifacts stuff, while Sunny is mostly in charge of sniffing tourists’ crotches. Joe Biden still does all of the work in the “inappropriate jumping on strangers” department, though. It’s a labor of love for him.

Halfway across the country, a professor has been fired from Florida Atlantic University for writing that the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax to influence the passage of gun control legislation.

Another brutal thing? Teachers make less than actors. Homeless children. My foot hurts.

But when ageism really only affects one sex and not the other, is it really ageism?

“It’s not about guns it’s about mental health”

Yes, how dare she, as a woman, be multi-dimensional and have multiple thoughts at once. shame.

The severity of her accusations are false and extremely harmful. I’m not sure she realizes the irreparable harm of her actions.

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?

The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.