For starts, the durability of stones is a factor and hard stones are often expensive ones. If I had an opal that I wore every day, I'd have cracked that mother in half ages ago. My engagement ring has a sapphire in it and I've still managed to give it a few scratches (I work with my hands a lot, womp womp). So there…

Every time I read shit like this and there's no picture of the guy, I always find myself wondering what exactly this studly stud looks like and what he has to offer that justifies his pickiness. NOW I KNOW. Now I know.

Plus, I'm a professional t-shirt printer and it's not much harder, logistically speaking, to offer something in 2-3 color combinations if you plan out the print with that in mind. I've always thought that kind of line would be the most inclusive for both boys and girls.

I had that feeling too. I really liked ponies and unicorns and things like that when I was a kid and while I also enjoyed robots and sharks, these shirts completely neglect any elements that are "feminine" whatsoever. I personally think that in situations like these, the solution is always to increase the options…

How are we talking about this without discussing the already published Abraham Lincoln: Presidential Fuck Machine !?

Both of mine are Jeffrey Campbells, which I find to be relatively comfortable for the height. They're still heels, though, and I've never owned a pair that didn't make my feet hurt sooner or later! I cannot imagine chasing kids in them, I'm pretty slow and mildly wobbly in mine. :)

That's actually what I personally like about shoes like that. I have 2 pairs and I call them my satan shoes because I feel like I have giant goat hooves or something.

I'm extremely excited for the first comment from some dude nobly informing us about how all us ladies look sexier in flats and we don't need to try and impress his dick with heels anymore. BRING IT ON, GUYS, I'M SOOOO READY.

He'd make a plan and follow through! That's what Brian Boitano'd do.

True fact: my friends and I call all work dreams Dennysmares because one of our friends used to work at Denny's and spent a whole night dreaming he was waiting tables, got tired, laid down in a booth to sleep, then jolted himself awake for real because he was supposed to be at work.

This is the first thing I thought: http://brasscockroach.com/h4ll0w33n2007/…

I don't believe so. I work at a screen printing shop and while we have fortunately upgraded to new facilities recently, our old shop used to regularly get up to 115 because of bad ventilation and equipment that kicks off a lot of heat. I looked it up on OSHA's site out of curiosity but I couldn't find anything about a…

Ha!! That was the first thing I thought, too.

Right?? My eyebrows raised so high that I'm pretty sure they have merged with my hairline.

Holy shit, I own a pair of the crappy plastic horns used to make that ridiculous maenad headdress. I AM GOING TO PAINT THEM AND MAKE MY OWN RIDICULOUS MAENAD HEADDRESS. Also, my current best piece of headgear is a tiara-y helmet-y thing with a unicorn horn on it that I made. Yep.

I'm losing it at my desk and trying not to have my co-workers think I'm a crazy person, THANKS

Just use Asimov as the middle name! Azimuth Asimov West. Perfect.

I think I just literally farted with excitement. Azimuth.

It might be depending on your provider. I get to pick between rebates for a gym membership or a CSA share with my insurance.

Woo, that's my user picture! I changed it 2 summers ago when I built a costume of the outfit. Planning on upgrading to canoness next year.