I wish Blood, Bath, & Beyond was the real name of that store.

I happen to be a professional printer, just sayin'....

This kind of fascinates me because I realized the other day that while I am literally as UN-LAZY AS A PERSON CAN BE (working full-time, grad school full-time, AND have not neglected my time-intensive hobbies (not that I don't have my flaws, but laziness is not it)), I STILL call myself lazy as a point of…

Yeah, I'm with you.

Most e-books have a preview function that would let people see a sample of the artwork first, plus Amazon, at least, has pretty liberal e-book return policies. If I were you I'd totally just go for it.

I actually felt like the horror of being raped by an evil tree might have been less gross-feeling to me if they hadn't followed it up so closely with a scene of a woman pissing herself. Maybe that sounds arbitrary—as a horror fan I am generally verrrrry uncomfortable with sexual assault in horror movies because I…

That seems like a pretty disingenuous breakdown to me. I also said tax breaks/insurance on that thread but I obviously also love my husband very much, I just wouldn't have gone through the legal hoops if there wasn't some additional reason. I personally place no value on the tradition at all but I like being able to…

Insurance, tax benefits, my husband really, really wanted to. Bam.

Oooooh, that sounds amazing, ombre hair is juuuuuust gorgeous. It is pretty great to be in a life where I probably won't ever really face professional dresscode (I hope). I'm an artist right now, and hoping to launch a business in the next 2 years or so where I will be my own boss forever. My best friend is a…

EEEEEE EE EEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE!!!! My dolphin sisters will rise up and fight alongside me!!

Fucking love it. My head is half-shaved and while I know that my mom/dad/boss hate it, I feel more like myself and I like the way I look more than I ever have before in my life and it's just going to stay this way, folks. Fortunately my husband thinks I'm just fine as a goth hipster, haha.

I wear wigs all the time just because they're fun! Mine are all obviously wigs (purple/blue/white mid-back length loose curls, I love you) but I have so much fun in them and I just kind of decided that I don't give a fuck, I'll wear them when I want. I never get anything but compliments on them. If you want to rock a…

I'm a rainbow motherfucking dolphin, THAT'S WHO.

The company Corolle makes the widest variety of different gendered/varying skintoned dolls I've ever seen, maybe they'd have something online?

I totally agree, I felt like I was supposed to sympathize with book Tyrion and it really irritated me, but I love show Tyrion. I like show Brienne a lot too whereas I though she was super boring in the books. It's also tough for me because there are characters that, having read all the books, I know so many terrible…

I started dating my husband when I was 19, but we waited until we were 27 and 28 to get married, just a few months ago. I think it was a really good decision to wait that long and I would not have done so earlier.

ManGlaze is the shit. I won a bottle of Fuggen Ugly on facebook earlier this week and I cannot wait for that shit to arrive.

I don't even think that would work, either. By the time you've processed the alcohol enough to feel drunk, wouldn't your body have also metabolized those calories? Not that that's the biggest problem with what she was doing but I don't really know that it would help all that much.

Oh man, I don't have any of those. I haven't tried out any BL yet but Zoya doesn't tend to wear great for me (although I can't stop acquiring them somehow, suuuuch lovely colors). I work with my hands a lot so chunky glitters generally tend to last best for me (Cirque XX, you sexy bitch) but I just somehow feel like…

I LOVE IT. I'm quite aware that I also wanted it more because I loooove that movie, bad as it may be, but fortunately the polish is just fantastic on its own merit. It's kind of funny with reds/pinks for me because I know polish is a fairly "girly" hobby, but I'm a pretty tomboyish goth woman and it just feels…