Oh my god, I'm a non-makeup-y woman who has had more than one extended conversation with my best friend/partner in crafting about how we could live in Home Depot. This is so totally and completely me.

High-themotherfuck-five.

I'm a total both person. As a child, I went to a concert of children's music where for one song, the guy asked for kids' favorite foods. Everybody else said ice cream, gumballs, whatever, I said broccoli at like, age 4. I'd eat and love brussels sprouts, lima beans, spinach, whatever. Still true. But I was also a…

Do you have a specific sulfur mask you use? I have a crazy red face too and I'd love something that reduced it.

Oh my god, the way I visualize my own uterus has just WILDLY changed.

Fistbumps, fellow metalhead. I know who Rihanna is, barely, but I couldn't identify the vast, vast majority of top-40s type stars from a lineup. Johan Hegg or Joakim Broden, on the other hand? Sure.

Meeeeee too. Definitely not a perfect movie, but I thought it was some good, clean fun!

I am, although I've been publishing pretty erratically recently as I finish up my Masters degree and it's affected my sales. Since I posted about the smut biz last, one major change that the publishing community generally agrees on is that slightly longer stuff with more plot is currently doing better. I have a…

Everything by Black Milk is just the best. True fact.

I so, so agree on the no backstory. I publish a lot of erotica and it sucks because I don't think I sell as well as people who include the characters' stories from birth until the P goes into the V but I don't like that part, either. My favorite stuff to read, and therefore also write, is like 3000 words long and has…

Fuck yeah! I'm right with you. Fortunately for me my husband likes my gigantic shoes just fine and doesn't care that we're nearly the same height normally and I tower the motherfuck over him in most of my fun shoes. Although, to be fair, I wouldn't have married him if he was weird about it...

I got courthouse married this year (on Halloween, fuck yeah) and I'm having a reception in October 2013 and I STILL just cannot bring myself to give any fucks about weddings. The only thing I have specific desires about is my dress, but I already picked it out (orange and black giant ballgown, I cannot wait to get…

I have a bunch of online friends who are starting their own brands (namely Hot Mess, who I did the facebook and etsy graphics for, Painted Sabotage, and Sinister Benediction) and it is just the best thing. I got a custom Halloween glitter mix by Hot Mess for my Halloween-themed wedding, even!

Story of my life. One of those Zoya sales is what got me hooked maybe a year and a half ago. I just got my sale order in this week and oh my god Storm is the best ever.

I'm not snarking about her AT ALL for not having a degree. I know exactly why she hasn't completed her degree yet and there's no judgment here whatsoever. I was simply observing that it seems to me that high school academics were the last time she had validation of her intelligence and that's why she brings it up a…

I could not agree more. I have a friend who talks about how awesome she was at math/physics/etc. in high school ALL THE TIME and I always feel like she's compensating for the fact that we're both in our late 20's and she doesn't have a college degree yet. It's weird and kind of sad and also a super dull topic of…

It's not the first one that they've done that to in the last few weeks, either. It's driving me kind of nuts.

It's all good, I totally agree on that count. It's weird for me sometimes because I totally fall into the gender stereotype of the woman nerd, I suck at science and math, I'm a professional artist, and cosplay is by far where my nerdery shows the most (and I also love me some Trek!). But I think that the visibility of…

Haha, we should be friends, I need to hang out with as many people as I can that are good at sewing. :D I love making props and armor but I have absolutely noooo patience with a sewing machine. It's a widespread joke amongst friends about how quickly that'll rage me out! Plastics, man, that's my thing.