Gosh, good for you Caitlyn. A rich, republican, white man lives in a bubble of privilege transitions to rich, republican, white woman who lives in a bubble of privilege gets what she wants. Well done!

The more delegates he gets the more influence he has at the convention.

In no way is that true. She won’t roll back civil rights, she won’t help destroy planned parenthood, and she will put lefty judges on the supreme court. That is the sum total of what we need from the president right now. So you either want Bernie or Trump? That makes absolutely no sense. You aren’t making any sense.…

That’s amazing. Amazingly horrible. You ought to be ashamed. If the repubs win, which is a real possibility, it’ll be because of you. And by you I mean people who say that. I just can’t even. fuck you so much.

A mild not-entirely-unpleasant tickling sensation followed by a gentle moistness that doesn’t require a shower, but definitely a wet wipe or two.

But every answer really would just lead to more questions. It’s like the black hole of Rich White Girl Fuckery.

You know what fucking infuriates people who tell me that I’m going to Hell? To very calmly reply “No I’m not. When I die my body will slowly decompose, returning to the earth and eventually disappearing. But I’m very glad you have the concept of Heaven to comfort you.” They cannot handle that shit. It’s my only reply…

I personally cannot deal with this shit anymore. When Kasich defunded planned parenthood in my lovely state I took to Facebook to write about the Hyde Amendment. I lost friends in the process and am currently losing my ten year relationship with my hard right in laws over this nonsense.

You’ve missed the point if you think anyone is saying you shouldn’t be concerned about the direction the country is going or that you should be passive. The point is to examine WHY you back a certain candidate for the less overt biases that are inherent in support. And look at who you think is best capable of…

But the important question re: Siri’s British voice is.... would you?

Madeline Albright is 78 years old. She was born in fucking 1938 in fucking Czechoslovakia until FUCKING HITLER forced her family into exile in England during the Holocaust (in which THREE of her Grandparents died). She lived through the blitz in London, hiding under a metal fucking table during Nazi bombings.

“I usually wake up at 6:30am,”

Also unnecessary but necessary to point out that these plumbers belong to a Union, the exact thing that Snyder has been trying to undermine.

*ahem*

The Republican Party should just adopt this image.

Kate, I always love reading Jezebel’s light-hearted posts when stressed out at work, but incredibly thorough, well-researched articles like this are what keeps me coming back.

Never be entirely dependent on any one person or situation, ever.

It's widespread by definition.