I love no fucks given Obama, particularly since he is arguably the most consequential President since LBJ, and his solution to a hostile Congress has been “fine. I’ll just do it all myself.”

What if...what if we wake up tomorrow to find Trump and Carson taking a joint bow, thanking us for watching the performance art pieces they developed to graduate from Juilliard?

Listen, I’m really sorry about this, and I’m sure it’s just a mistake, or maybe I’m looking at it the wrong way. But when I was looking at XYZ, I found a little, tiny bug, that actually makes it ABC.

How about this. We let everyone who wants to leave get out, then Texas can finally secede from the Union like they’ve had a boner about for decades. Then we build a wall around Texas and see how long those fuckers last.

Some people (maybe on my Facebook feed for example) do not seem to realize that electing a socialist will not make us socialists or even democratic socialists: it will elect a man who doesn’t have the strongest ties to his own party and is reviled by the Republicans. Great idea, Facebook friends. Ugh.

....gay dude here....voted for Hil in ‘08, have waited 8 years to do it again.....love the Bern, but as people are so fond of telling women, “Yes, but it’s not your time”.....

Give the guy a break, he used to have acne.

Someone has never heard of a p-value...

No, it tells you your methodology is bad and that you’ve produced an anecdote, not reliable data.

1) Some of the most damaging new laws/policies in the past several years has come from the SCOTUS, such as Citizens United.

Please live-tweet your entire evening.

Rocco = REBEL HEART

Now now...Americans believe in mental health when there’s a mass shooting done by a previously law-abiding white Christian man.

I just so happened to be at the PS’s office today. Unashamedly team botox and team filler (as in all things, moderation). He was jamming (not the needles though, he has the gentle touch of a harpist playing with gilded strings made of angel cat whiskers*). He had at least 6 patients an hour. When I made the…

It’s because Lindsay’s excuses for going into rehab were always that she was being “hospitalized for exhaustion.”

I feel like lottery tickets are a shitty Christmas gift under any circumstances, but for a big shot to give scratch off tix to the crew seems like such a bummer, gift-wise.

Sexting with boys is so funny, they get really into it and you’re over there like, cleaning your kitchen or something.

she likes big heads. Babies have big heads. Precious moments have big heads. Cabbage Patch dolls have big heads.