lol what is Kate even DOING in that top pic??

I donated to the political arm of PP last week and had a card notifying Carly it was in her honor sent to her campaign office! If anyone needs the mailing address it is: Carly for President, PO Box 7808, Merrifield VA 22116! 😁👍🏻😘

“The American people should no longer be forced to fund the abortion industry; therefore we will oppose any government funding legislation that would authorize or provide federal funds for Planned Parenthood,”

I understand and share your feelings and I truly ache for Samantha Geimer. But I also have to quietly remind myself that this case is bigger than her.

Seriously, why does anyone even care what Bristol Palin has to say about anything? She’s completely irrelevant, as far as I’m concerned. Ahmed Mohamed has ALREADY accomplished more in life than she probably ever will.

“Who knew the nurses of America moved like the mob?”

I JUST LEARNED THAT THEY SELL BEER AND WINE. I went with two mini bottles of champagne because this is nothing if not a celebration of ridiculousness.

I would love to say this is entirely a joke but considering the kind of racist rhetoric coming out of the GOP candidates i’m not to sure if it can be.

Manic Pixie Dream Grandpa?

Is it just me that gives zero fucks about the people on AM? Like, that’s their personal life - it’s none of my business. You wanna cheat on your spouse, you go do that. Free will and all that shit.

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

Thanks for posting this article. I actually found it pretty interesting (unlike almost every commenter here, lol). I just wanted to mention that as someone who has mostly (almost exclusively) lived life outside of monogamous relationships, I always find passionate moralizing about infidelity fascinating. I mean,…

So I think I need to submit my pug for look alike with Jeremy Renner. Thoughts?

Nancy Jo: Deeply tapped into her fanbase.

I could not agree less with you! I have such a deep dislike of Blake Lively. SHE IS THE WORST ACTRESS AND SHE HAS A HORRIBLE WEBSITE AND SHE NEARLY RUINED GOSSIP GIRL. SHE IS SO VANILLA IT HURTS.

Well that’s one way to lose these walking blues.

The long game involves Gloria Allred and blackmail/payout, c.f. Rachel Uchitel (of whom this nanny reminds me quite a bit.)

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.