Fuck ‘em is right. Early on when this debate was firing up, I heard a wonderfully simple and devastating rebuttal from a historian, when confronted with the stock defense of “Well the flag is about heritage and courage in the face of the South losing the war.”

THERE WILL BE NO LIMIT TO THE NUMBER OF WOMEN I WILL KILL IN ORDER TO KEEP THEM FROM ACCESSING MEDICAL CARE!

I fucking love Coco. There I said it. She seems like that friend that is super nice but will go from 0-100 real quick when you need her to.

Specifically for over night flights or when I’m traveling longer than a work day (8+ hours) - a fresh pair of underwear to change into after a long flight. That and being able to brush/floss my teeth makes me feel human again.

Cleveland Browns

Try and fold me Yoko

With Desi, your college sweetheart played by Neil Patrick Harris? :) But seriously, the damage here isn’t really to users but to the reputation of the site as a safe place to explore.

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.

Miranda’s break-up album is going to be SO. FUCKING.GOOD.

“I like Big Dicks and I cannot lie, you other sisters can’t deny, that when a brother walks in with a six-pack stomach and cucumber in your face, you get sprung!”

Hmm. My husband had a profile on Ashley Madison (we have an open relationship) but abandoned it a while back in favor of OKC and other more fun alternatives. It’s not like we have a ton to lose if his info did go public (I doubt he’s even using the same credit card these days), but on balance I’m not happy to consent…

Hulu keeps bombarding me with Paper Towns previews and it looks soooooo bad! I’m convinced Zooey Deschanel secretly made that movie out of spite. “Keep calling me a manic pixie dream girl, will you? I’ll show you a pixie dream girl so manic you’ll gain a newfound appreciation for the gritty realism of New Girl.”

I wonder if any of those “religious” institutions whined about the 2 page form to be a non-profit religious institution required by the IRS.

The first word I thought was UGH.

what a bunch of babies

i miss silicon valley and veep already

Girls, girls, get that cash

With white people bending over backwards to make excuses for a dude that literally said he killed black people because he was a racist, we have a looong way to go.