The fact that Stormfront and Fox News are both pushing the “War on Christians” narrative is both deeply disturbing, yet completely unsurprising.

Grinning and conspiratorial, all kinetic limbs and generous laughter,

I guess Uncle Jesse forgot his big sister, Pam, was KILLED by a drunk driver!

I am fairly positive that when they completely changed the layout and shit they destroyed the old pages.
I sure hope so.
I should check.

Cheating is horrible, sure, but it’s not the worst thing that can happen to a marriage. (Hint: It's murder. Murder is the worst thing that can happen to a marriage.) Some couples recover from extra-marital affairs and are mostly happy afterward, some fall apart, and some simmer bitterly forever. And marriages can be…

Anyone else think there might be a confounding variable here in terms of you you earn more? Earning lots of money is positively correlated with spending lots of time at work, and I’m sure we could find a correlation between spouses who spend all their time at the office and ones with crappy marriages.

I couldn’t help but wonder...was she even pregnant to begin with?

All of this week’s stories are great, but honorable mention to Jake’s manager on that last one, that took some stones and quick thinking. I don’t even care if it’s true or not.

Here is an actual picture of the bonus I got from my editors when I wrote a feature very quickly

The worst thing about “dad bod” is the missed opportunity to call it a “father figure”

If you need more grasps, she has also said on Twitter that Louis is an “old friend” and named him as one of her favorite comedians any number of times (all since the divorce) over the years. Also, she chewed out the writer of that Death and Taxes article on Twitter and blasted him for his “untrue” piece.

Part of me says yes, but most of me says I DON’T READ YOU FOR THE TRUTH, INTOUCH!

It blows my mind that anyone can compare the two. A seven year old is not thinking about their body or anyone else’s in a sexual way. BUT HAS ANYONE EVER MET A 14 YEAR OLD BOY??

This is incredibly well written and well thought out. I’m sorry that your name pops up with such a terrible association, that must hurt but seriously great job on this piece.

Considering that red states force doctors to tell their patients that abortions cause breast cancer and the abortion pill is reversible, I don’t think you are correct.

I already see it coming: they’re going to sue because this “infringes on their 1st amendment rights to free speech” as they likely claim they should have the right to give out ANY information, no matter how medically incorrect or ill-advised it is.

I SWEAR WE ARENT ALL LIKE THAT.

Labial cigar?

I clearly don’t know you, but from your post......