And yet, your namesake had more intelligence.  And a bigger vocabulary.  

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate. 

Tomatoface, is that youuuuuu?

Reality is that thanks to having absolutely massively broad shoulders, on the rare occasions that I am stuck in coach I am getting both armrests whether my rowmates like it or not regardless of what seat I am in. Can’t change physics. My outside shoulder will be against the wall of the airplane, while my inside…

“Why would you buy a plane that has middle seats like that?” - Fawncay Kristen.

And yet Elon will never notice you.

You come across as a total jackass, to be quite honest. Without knowing anything about the guy, I assume he doesn’t have a family to support, has an education that allows him to get a job in tech(?) to work and get paid well for 3-4 years at a time and to save up for these type of trips and travel as funds allow.…

I cant even save enough to take a 3 week vacation, let alone a 3 year one... even at my cushy engineering job... I guess its partially because i buy stupid vehicles more often than i buy underwear, but i digress. 

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching. 

Or Ford’s other option in the midsize segment? 

Is there a reason the #1 selling midsized truck isn’t compared here?

Yeah, it’s really irking.

David, you’re better than this. Unless you think that lawmakers are going after redneck white kids in their 20's for some reason, there’s just no evidence at all that this is racially motivated. You’ve been spending too much time with your fellow writers who seem hellbent on turning every situation into a political…

I did take a cursory look and at least in my quick Google Image search for Carolina Squat, all the owners I saw appeared to be white guys.

Don’t be an idiot.

...which is what the Bronco Sport is built on.

I dunno, I can usually find an hour or two once every 3 years for something that is life or death.

It’s definitely tires.