I had no idea that Holy Grails were so common.

I was waiting for the “if you had just invested in...” comment.

Well on the normal 2 axle car, the rear axle isn’t powered either.

NO! I don’t want to think about it! Ford...You don’t get my brain power just to decipher your trim levels!

“There is also a specialized LED lamp situation, which can be two-and-a-half times the brightness of the high beams.”

Wow. Wrong.

Literally in the second paragraph:

Saw the perfect saying this morning:

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

wooosh

Can you say “made for the internet”? There is no reason for anyone to film that, except for clicks. Mission accomplished. Thanks to Jalopnik, they’ve made enough to pay for the urn.

“I wish my statement were hyperbole.”

Aero helps the Corvette. So does a low top gear ratio and cylinder deactivation on newer models.

“3.8l engine is pretty big. It is more than both of my cars combined.”

He also compared the Telluride to literally everything except crossovers it actually competes against so, who knows?

This is a long article where you don’t compare the Telluride to its actual competition, 3 Row crossovers.

TIL the following:

In-&-Out recently came to my town. I mean it’s not bad but I don’t see what makes it so popular. 

Lemme guess, you have some sort of weird Buick from the 1960s thus all the other cars are posers?

What god?