“only 204 miles”

I’m assuming JesseNy has neither a girlfriend nor the ability to grow a beard.

My wife has repeatedly said over the years that my shaving would be the tantamount to a divorce filing

No thanks, the $15 isn’t worth my girlfriend leaving me.

Always take the full plug out BEFORE the drain plug.

I know the feeling.  When people ask me how fast I’ve gone in my Factory Five Cobra my response is “how fast do I really want to go in something I put together in my garage?”

Had a friend with a lifted CJ-7.

If the Final Destination documentaries have taught me anything...

THIS! Friend of mine had an old Jeep like that, plus add that the chassis was completely David Tracy rotted out, and it had a fiberglass replacement tub. And lap belts that you could probably pull through the rot and fiberglass with a firm tug. Plus a tall lift and huge tires. Terrifying at around the block speeds.

I refuse to consider anything with that floating c/d pillar bullshit a good design.

All of these bans on gas-burning cars end up a little dumb in that, well, they are not taking place immediately

Like irony.

Denial is a sign of addiction. Cue said losers with: “Duh, you can’t get addicted to marijuana!” only proving the point.

SOMEONE BETTER SACK THESE TWO!

Sage advice from Cousin Eddie.  Best to just let ‘im finish.

Ah, this makes more sense now.

And here I was just thinking it was because they didn’t want the Moose tongues to get stuck on the cars...

Best plate hands down is Delaware. They are black with white letters. Simple and clean, how a license plate should be.

“which lets the rear axle lock at high speeds in four-wheel drive high range.”