I think he comes off as an extremely well-spoken, decent, and diligent guy but that’s just my personal take. One thing I *have* noticed in the last couple of interviews I’ve seen him in—namely with Colbert and Maher—is the tendency of the hosts to deflect by dropping the whole Frank Sinatra parentage rumor into the…

The British press will never get over the facts that 1) Meghan is black and 2) She didn’t (and doesn’t) need the Royals to make her famous. Anyone marrying into the royal family is supposed to be so incredibly thankful for the chance to be associated with them that they give their entire future to The Country. They’re…

Are comments being blocked here as well as Gizmodo? Because fuck Jim Spanfeller and fuck all the corporate toadies that are running good things into the ground out of an obsessive need to prove their dicks are bigger than everyone else.

Unlike Aunt Becky, I think she’s learned her lesson and I hope her career is not dead. Not for anything but she stood against another white woman (Teri Hatcher) to defend a brown woman (Eva Longoria) when the latter had no star power yet. Alfre Woodard also recently said she stood by her. I don’t think she’s as awful…

I just don’t see what’s funny about this.

Former Sephora skincare consultant here.  The sad part about this is that Sunday Riley’s products do work, so she didn’t even NEED to fake these reviews.  Yes, you can get less expensive alternatives (everyone’s skin is different - different people respond to different ingredients) but their UFO oil in particular was…

You’re not even allowed to do that. One time my laptop auto-played something and the flight attendant was there in two seconds telling me to turn it off.

LOL children, you missed flying before internet.

Our genitals met cute they very first time we met and several happy years of marriage and they haven’t stopped meating since.

I met my beloved at a punk rock house party. He had just broken up with a girl he’d dated for seven years, and he was smart and heartbroken and drunk and very funny. Everything he said was sad and hilarious, and I remember thinking, “He just broke up with someone, keep at arms’ length, they’ll probably get back…

Mid-December, 2002. I was having a shitty month. I was broke and stressed and miserable and trying to give my kid a Christmas and I was supposed to be leading my UU Church’s Winter Solstice service but I’d flaked out because my life was a disaster. Walked in to the sanctuary and OH DAMN WHO IS THAT GUY? The hottest…

I could tell he was going to be hot naked as soon as I saw him. I quickly undressed that ridiculous silver suit he was wearing piece by piece, savoring his scent every bit of the way. I knew it was true love as soon as I had my tongue wrapped around his salty pork but alas, my relationship with Burrito was meant to be…

I was in a dive bar, pissed off.

Oooohhhh boy.... In my last relationship, I made ALL the income (he was BJJ instructor and made $1000/month) and I would lay awake at night stressing that if I lost my job, we were down to eating catfood. I was so relieved when we broke up. I don’t wish that stress on anyone.

I think this is one of the ways the patriarchy fucks over men. If they’re raised (directly or indirectly) to believe men (especially those in a hetero relationship) are meant to be the breadwinners and anything else is a failure, I’m sure that fucks you up long term.

Because the patriarchy is tatooed on our DNA.

“Don’t put spoiled milk back in the fridge and expect it to be fresh again” - My Uncle’s advice re: getting back with an ex

I was in high school and taking a taking a long flight by myself for the first time. My dad wrote and printed out this long-winded email with tips on how how to travel safely, including tips on how to avoid creepy guys.

“She finds older guys icky in one scene and is attracted to them in the next and then back to icky.” this sentence is as close to how I feel in normal life as you could possibly get. This is not unrealistic 

Yup. They know what they’re doing, we know what they’re doing, they are counting on people being too polite or too stupid to call them on what they are doing. Forget. That. Noise. They are attacking Meghan everyday for her unforgivable blackness but can’t breathe a word about Andrew’s unforgivable ephebophilia?…