Good idea but if I’m in the mood for getting drunk off candy I don’t want to work for it.

I’d rather have kitkat flavored sake.

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And then?

Problem with that is that none of his supporters or potential supporters think that he’s afraid of Megyn Kelly especially since he’s already pushed her around (attacked her which forced her to take a vacation — or at least a scenario where you can easily construct that). His whole ploy here is to maintain his aura of…

But .. one more!

I am reminded of the “Halloween costume” Donna T. Rumpshaker

Joanna I gotta say that I love your humor and have for a long time now

Now combine all this with someone who thinks that they’re entitled to a relationship with you even though you have been friends-of-friends at best at that’s basically what I’m dealing with right now. Basically someone demanding to be friends with you even though they lack all the emotional capacity to actually be…

White liberal reporting in: Who the fuck is Macklemore?

White liberal reporting in: Who the fuck is Macklemore and why should I care?

As a member of the I-95 DMV commuting community I can confidently say that driving too fast is simply not a goddamn problem.

Oh hey check it out body shaming on jez

Girl’s a little small to be a medium isn’t she?

Titus Welliver in a Ben Affleck film with Zoe Saldana, Sienna Miller, and Elle Fanning? I’m gonna watch the SHIT out of that.

That the world is actually populated by separate beings and that they are not just projections of the different facets of my interior life. Still not sure on that one, to be honest.

Can I get a picture of someone saying that this was a bad idea?

Hello everyone I was stuck on the back roads of northern virginia for two and a half hours thursday night AMA

I think there might be a lot of confirmation bias behind this post but as a person who has seen the first and last of the Cornetto trilogy (i.e. I haven’t seen Hot Fuzz) I feel like this post is both timely and needed.

I haven’t seen Hot Fuzz yet but I’m a huge fan of The Rocketeer which also features a moustachio’d Timothy Dalton who is just fantastic. Not that I didn’t have a lot of incentive to watch this film already (love me some Edgar Wright) but this in particular really kicks it up a notch.