if they’re struggling to land a joke on sign what does that say about their writing?

Also Near Dark 

Geez Lottie, try to be a little more progressive with your creepy prophecies. SMH

For those that are interested in the name of the band that was playing in the bowling alley - Their name is Necking, they’re from Vancouver and the name of the song is “Big Mouth”.

Too late! It’s in my tight 5.

That’s just because Owen Wilson is constantly making a low frequency “wow” sound whenever he’s out in public to lure in prey

They did, but it was Earth-667 Jonathan Majors, not Earth-666. 

Return of the Living Dead is an oversight for sure. Not only is it pants-shittingly terrifying, it also pants-wettingly hilarious.

Night of the Comet! Damn, I loved that movie so much! Once the 80s had given way to the 90s and I could no longer find it anywhere, I paid a ridiculous price that I won’t divulge here to buy a VHS copy of it.

“No, Mister Bond. I expect you to didle-deedle-die!”

I got a Community notification for this?!

Director: “I want to cast Bradley Cooper and Anne Hathaway.”

“In the virtual space, we don’t ‘do’ things. We ‘reify’.”

So I guess Iger looked at the division and asked “What would you say... you do here?”

Well, the bats had to be there before they could get out of there so not completely inaccurate, I guess?

Never go full remake.

Nobody knows anything about cricket.

Thank you for letting me know. It makes more sense. What a weird hobby, spending your free time using something close to someone’s name.

One each.