Latter day AV Club writer has gall to complain about syntax.

“Welcome... to Giraffic Park.”

Cannibalism is trendy?

It’s nice to see Jennifer Garner starring in something other than a fucking Capital One commercial. I know she needed the work, but she’s too good to be stuck as a spokesperson. 

Spaussussy, as the kids call it.

I know what they were doing. They were crushing mad puss in Space Tijuana!

Garfield Minus Garfield is the best thing ever to happen to Garfield. (Second best is Garfield & Friends, third is Lyman canonically being tied up in Jon’s basement).

Their ensemble cast award was presented by self-admitted Asian hate crime committer Mark Wahlberg. At least he didn’t do anything truly unforgivable, like slapping Chris Rock.

I would have assumed a ‘Mando Cancelled’ title to score ten times the clicks. Unlike The AV Club to miss an opportunity.

A little late, but more like Michael Mandon’t.

My theory is all the ants who went to see it were able to sneak past the ticket since they’re so small.

His name is Mando. People call Din Djarin “Mando” all the time.

Odie-ous. Sadly, this kind of thing has become the new Nermal.

“You gotta admit, Deep Space 9 was way better than Voyager, Kate.”

Nah, Paper Boi clearly said he wanted a ‘Nando’s’ on set, and Earn messed up again.

The Lord of the Rings: The Scouring of the Shire, Part I.

Lotta quibbling in the review, but B- is a pretty good rating in my books. I’m going to assume that it’s fun/funny, since it’s a horror comedy.

Partnered with Ecstasy Egret.

I’m more excited for the sequel, Heroin Heron.

Aaaand I'm getting the greyed messages as we speak.  Ah its that time of day, guess I'll go get some coffee, read a good book, research a paper, and keep being amused.  Maybe I'll spread more gender ideology or whatever the bigots are saying today!