The diminishing returns of that movie’s CGI goofery really takes the air out of the sails - particularly in Part II.

Since you didn’t see the rest, Anakin dies podracing (who the hell lets a kid do the high tech version of stock car racing?) and the galaxy is saved from the Empire as Palpatine doesn’t find a suitable apprentice.

I’d be happy to be done with it. The first 30 minutes of Homecoming are maybe my favorite depiction of Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman. Then the rest of the franchise pivots into The Adventures of Iron Man Jr.

They Might Be Racists

I remember enjoying both Ant Man films, but god damn if I can remember much about them at all. 

Squirrel Nazi zippers.

They tied a vaccine to a bee and had it sting her.

The Kristallnacht Method

Men Without Armbands.

He’s left to join Reich Said Fred. 

keep yer gender fluids to yerself!

I hope so. ‘Rakish’ is such an awesome word.

Reminds me of a client I once had. During the financial crisis in 2008-09, they decided they needed to cut cost so they offered a lucrative package to those who would voluntarily leave. Ended up being something like a year of salary + other perks. The only real stipulation was those who took it could never come back…

“What the fuck is AppleTV+?”

I mean, it’s possible her viewpoint has changed since 2019. But I believe the site changed it to what she asked it to be. 

The review did a good job pointing out instances where the show specifically failed in it’s depiction of non-white characters, though

The first time I saw her it was when she was dancing like a maniac and shooting laser beams from her fingers in a Spike Jonze-directed ad.

Yes, that’s the one. Sounded like the injury caused swelling around the heart leading to pericardial tamponade from what I remember.

An oldie but a goldie:

David Crosby burns bridges, not Bridgers.