They are GWARming.

Eye of the Tiger

“only it would more sit in your face than cover it”

I Only Have Eyes For You?

I know it’s the University of Spoiled Children.

Hey, no one forced you to go to UCLA.

There’s a beautiful new angel sitting next Jesus today.  RIP Bennett.

The Buttcheek-quel.

I love your optimism, in thinking that Melissa will appear in any sketch this year.

I’m not sure how claiming that allowing trans women to use women’s bathrooms will be dangerous to children is anything but comically obvious transphobia. 

Yes, because nobody else ever stood up for gay/queer people, we’ve had to live in fear of being ostracized, abandoned by loved ones, or even fired, or to fight for every fucking right that has come our way, so it IS a win when someone beloved and cherished by some many people comes out since it causes straight people…

Hmm, two ways to take that. First one: A is Asexual, not Ally. That’s the hopeful one, that you thought it was Ally and rightly though that didn’t count.

Cumberland, Maryland bitches!

I’m all about QUILTBAG as an easy-to-remember, easy-to-say, all-encompassing acronym.

Awesome, great!

Also: from a Pierson to a Wierson? 

I hope he did a better job adapting this than he did adapting Garfield.

Plus, no one was safe. You never knew who would die. In a prequel, you know exactly who isn’t going to die. 

Record scratch

Bob Odenkirk

Honestly, like half the Ted Lasso cast could show up to host and it’d be great, but Hannah Waddingham is my first thought as someone who would be game for pretty much everything and open up a lot of possibilities for interesting sketches.