I eagerly await the Schumerlash. Rare is such an untalented hack who cribs most of her act from other, better comediennes and gladly profits off the same schtick that “woke” writers should openly denounce.

I watched three episodes of Girls and couldn’t believe how much it lacked self unawareness. I kept waiting for the punch line— waiting for it to reveal itself as a parody of stereotypical Millenials, waiting for it to let me know it was in on the joke: Hannah is terrible! But I kept watching and came to the horrific…

Lest we remind you that it was JEZEBEL that couldn’t get enough of Dunham when her show first premiered. I and many others kept commenting that she was over-rated as fuck and no one at Jezebel would listen.

I’ve been to the Draft. It used to be comic-con for NFL fanatics. Now it’s a marketing opportunity to show how much the NFL supports our troops, how parents aren’t keeping their kids out of football for fear of catastrophic injury, and how their players aren’t wifebeaters and drug abusers—look at all of our “MEN OF…

I don’t think the National Anthem ever incensed me as it did when it kicked off the NFL Draft.

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

That’s not a bad point.

Maybe teams passed on him not because of the drugs, but because he has a mysterious figure following him around trying to sabotage his career. That’s certainly a “distraction” if there ever was one.

The NFL Draft Did Not Ruin Johnny Manziel

I think many people on this website believe he is full-on guilty because they generally believe anyone accused of rape is guilty. But I agree that the focus on “hoops” is worthy of disgust. People are more concerned about the effect on his basketball team than the potential effect on his victim (if he did in fact do…

If you believe his version of the story he had sex with a girl hes slept with 3 times previously, and a few hours after the sex she went back into his room and slept in his bed with him. What could he possible have done to avoid that?

Except: What if he really didn’t rape here?

because CBS and the NCAA have vested financial interests in forcing you to sit on your ass through two hours of commercials to see the completed bracket.

I believe the leaker is a low-level intern that goes by the name Barles. Barles Charkley.

Trump’s wall protects America from immigrants AND chemtrails.

Yeah but what about chemtrails AM I RITE

He was also easily the biggest hypocrite running, which is saying quite a lot.

I will cop to enjoying South Park.

Because they redistribute the hair (“wealth”) uniformly?

God, thank you for drawing this link between the Pauls, “libertarianism,” and what I’ve always thought I was the only person to refer to as “South Park politics.”